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Happy Monday everyone!

Of course if we're really being honest with ourselves this is not a happy Monday. It's kind of yucky outside and most of us have just come off a 4 day bender weekend and the last place we want to be is stuck in our respective cubicles/offices/mundane jobs. But have no fear because B McBlogger is here to brighten your day with a little post!

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun!

Watch out folks, you're getting a double dose of me today because I'm simply THAT busy at work. I just thought I would share with my loyal readers another fabulous surprise activity I got to partake in about 4 hours ago to make this week even better than it already was going to be! At 11:45 this morning one of my bosses called me into her office and asked me to grab one of my co-workers. She didn't say what it was in reference to so I kind of started sweating profusely. I get really nervous when I don't have any idea what to be prepared for when I have to meet with my boss. It makes my neck hurt and my forehead sweat, among other things. So I grabbed my co-worker and told her that the boss wanted to see us. I walk in to see 3 other co-workers standing there in her office. ok, now I'm really starting to sweat. What did I do wrong that my boss felt the need to call everyone in to her office to scold me about? Shit. This cannot be good.

Give me turkey or give me death!

Ok, before I get in to this post, I did watch about 15 more minutes of the AMAs and Eminem and 50 cent performed - only you couldnt really hear the music because every other second of that performance was beeped out due to all the cursing, which You Cant Do That On Television! or on ABC for that matter. Eminem wore the same thing he wears in every performance, a hoodie with a leather jacket over it and pants that are about to fall down to his ankles at any moment. After that I couldn't stay awake anymore and went to bed.

On to today's post!

Live blog from the AMAs

Hello Hello,

I've decided I'm going to live-blog about the Aerican Music Awards because since I've been watching for the last 10 minutes I have to comment on the train-wreck that IS this awards show. Yes, I missed the first hour because I was enjoying Bruno but better late than never. I'm going to leave this completely un-edited so I hope it makes sense and please dont judge the typos and grammatical errors. I'm too exhausted to care.  here we go:

- Kate Hudson, put some clothes on. omg your boob is about to pop out - I can't concentrate on anything else you're saying because your about to show some serious nipple. Seriously IDK who you're introducing but you keep pulling at your sequined dress and it's about to show some major boob.

Good luck movin up cuz IIIIII-IIIII'MMM movin out!

I am so excited. My roommates PCBH and Lily and I are about to to move out of suburbia and back ITP!! We've been living in my friend's place for the last couple of months while she's been fraternizing with beautiful Europeans, away on important business, but she's about to return to the states so we gotta pack it up & move it out. That's right kids, we're about to move back to the Milledge Ave Retirement Community - for all you non-UGA fans, that's code for Buckhead. Milledge Ave is where all of Greek life lives at UGA. And I swear to you the majority of the greek community that doesn't stay for grad school or move out of state, graduates and retires to Buckhead, where we act like we're still in college. I'd say the only difference is that now we have degrees, jobs and this thing called "responsibility" whatever the hell THAT is.

New Moon!!!!

Hey kids,

So yes, I have fallen victim to the Twilight saga - just like every tween girl in America. What can I say, there is something about those books that I simply cannot resist. And the New Moon movie comes out in 4 days! Needless to say I'm a LITTLE excited! I listened to the entire audio book last week during work and I am ridiculously ready for this movie. I know a lot of people were disappointed with the Twilight movie last year because it simply didn't live up to the book - and I can totally agree with that, but lets be honest, what movie EVER lives up to the book? That's what I thought.  I actually watched some behind-the-scenes stuff from the DVD and I have to say, the director - what a nut-job! and she was really weird looking. But that's neither here nor there. Oh and the whole spider monkey thing? what was that? But now, we have a new director for New Moon, Chris Weitz. And he has apparently done great things with this movie. I have a really good feeling about him. The previews alone make me think that this movie is going to be better than Twilight was. Like seriously, I can't wait.