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Happy Monday everyone!

Of course if we're really being honest with ourselves this is not a happy Monday. It's kind of yucky outside and most of us have just come off a 4 day bender weekend and the last place we want to be is stuck in our respective cubicles/offices/mundane jobs. But have no fear because B McBlogger is here to brighten your day with a little post!

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun!

Watch out folks, you're getting a double dose of me today because I'm simply THAT busy at work. I just thought I would share with my loyal readers another fabulous surprise activity I got to partake in about 4 hours ago to make this week even better than it already was going to be! At 11:45 this morning one of my bosses called me into her office and asked me to grab one of my co-workers. She didn't say what it was in reference to so I kind of started sweating profusely. I get really nervous when I don't have any idea what to be prepared for when I have to meet with my boss. It makes my neck hurt and my forehead sweat, among other things. So I grabbed my co-worker and told her that the boss wanted to see us. I walk in to see 3 other co-workers standing there in her office. ok, now I'm really starting to sweat. What did I do wrong that my boss felt the need to call everyone in to her office to scold me about? Shit. This cannot be good.

Give me turkey or give me death!

Ok, before I get in to this post, I did watch about 15 more minutes of the AMAs and Eminem and 50 cent performed - only you couldnt really hear the music because every other second of that performance was beeped out due to all the cursing, which You Cant Do That On Television! or on ABC for that matter. Eminem wore the same thing he wears in every performance, a hoodie with a leather jacket over it and pants that are about to fall down to his ankles at any moment. After that I couldn't stay awake anymore and went to bed.

On to today's post!

Live blog from the AMAs

Hello Hello,

I've decided I'm going to live-blog about the Aerican Music Awards because since I've been watching for the last 10 minutes I have to comment on the train-wreck that IS this awards show. Yes, I missed the first hour because I was enjoying Bruno but better late than never. I'm going to leave this completely un-edited so I hope it makes sense and please dont judge the typos and grammatical errors. I'm too exhausted to care.  here we go:

- Kate Hudson, put some clothes on. omg your boob is about to pop out - I can't concentrate on anything else you're saying because your about to show some serious nipple. Seriously IDK who you're introducing but you keep pulling at your sequined dress and it's about to show some major boob.

Good luck movin up cuz IIIIII-IIIII'MMM movin out!

I am so excited. My roommates PCBH and Lily and I are about to to move out of suburbia and back ITP!! We've been living in my friend's place for the last couple of months while she's been fraternizing with beautiful Europeans, away on important business, but she's about to return to the states so we gotta pack it up & move it out. That's right kids, we're about to move back to the Milledge Ave Retirement Community - for all you non-UGA fans, that's code for Buckhead. Milledge Ave is where all of Greek life lives at UGA. And I swear to you the majority of the greek community that doesn't stay for grad school or move out of state, graduates and retires to Buckhead, where we act like we're still in college. I'd say the only difference is that now we have degrees, jobs and this thing called "responsibility" whatever the hell THAT is.

New Moon!!!!

Hey kids,

So yes, I have fallen victim to the Twilight saga - just like every tween girl in America. What can I say, there is something about those books that I simply cannot resist. And the New Moon movie comes out in 4 days! Needless to say I'm a LITTLE excited! I listened to the entire audio book last week during work and I am ridiculously ready for this movie. I know a lot of people were disappointed with the Twilight movie last year because it simply didn't live up to the book - and I can totally agree with that, but lets be honest, what movie EVER lives up to the book? That's what I thought.  I actually watched some behind-the-scenes stuff from the DVD and I have to say, the director - what a nut-job! and she was really weird looking. But that's neither here nor there. Oh and the whole spider monkey thing? what was that? But now, we have a new director for New Moon, Chris Weitz. And he has apparently done great things with this movie. I have a really good feeling about him. The previews alone make me think that this movie is going to be better than Twilight was. Like seriously, I can't wait.

Another one bites the dust

So, it's 8:30am and I just found out TWO more of my friends just got engaged. In my life, I have been to a total of 16 weddings. And 9 of those have been in the last 2 years. Now I know I'm just a couple of years out of college and we have the first "wave" of weddings right after everyone graduates but seriously?? NINE in TWO years?? Thank God I haven't been IN any of them yet - no 27 dresses story to tell here - but just attending nine in the span of 2 years is absolutely crazy. The other 7 weddings have been sprinkled out over the years - some were "family friends" meaning I didn't really know the bride & groom but my parents did. Some were friends I grew up with that tied the knot during college and I think I went to one or two of my babysitters weddings. Out of the nine I've been to in the last 2 years 6 were some of my closest friends from high school & college, 2 of them I was "lucky" enough to be someone's date, and 1 was a family friend. And oh how I wish it ended there. But no, I've already got at least 3 weddings lined up for next year and who knows how many guys will pop the question to the loves of their life over the holidays. Makes my neck hurt.

So random but so funny

I don't know about you but I definitely am having a case of the Mondays. If you're like me and need a little pick-me-up, please enjoy this video. I dont know why but this really hits my funny bone. I was just busting out laughing in my office and got some very funny looks from my co-workers. AND since I'm not supposed to be watching Youtube at my office, I couldn't share the glorious humor of this video with them. So I'm sharing it with you. Enjoy!

Isn't this just the way it goes?

So, I finally went to the grocery store on Saturday after 2 weeks of eating whatever my roommates have brought home. Yes, I've been somewhat of a mooch recently - not on purpose, I'm just lazy and we don't have an extremely convenient grocery store near our house.

Anyway, I finally sucked it up on Saturday and went to Kroger - I got some great breakfast foods, replenished many of the foods I'd eaten of my roommates and thought to myself - ok, the holidays are coming up, let's start eating right now so that I can afford to splurge on all the thanksgiving and christmas goodies by the end of the month. So I was really good this morning. I had one of my SmartOnes breakfast quesadillas and I had every intention of bringing a banana to work (and I just realized I forgot it - BLERG!) and eating a frozen dinner during lunch. This is to get back to eating healthier AND to stop spending so much on eating out.

My other favorite thing about Thursdays...

I failed to mention my other love of Thursday's last night - but I mean, isn't it obvious? Always Sunny of course! I about peed my  pants last night during the opening scene of Always Sunny last night - Kitten Mittens - GENIOUS! If you didn't get a chance to see it, you can check it out HERE. Anyway, I could not stop laughing when I watched this. And maybe you're thinking "oh well she must be a cat person so that's why she thinks it's so funny". Au contraire my friend! I am definitely NOT a cat person. However, my roommate Princess Consuela Banana Hammock - I call her PCBH for short - IS a cat person.

Live from Atlanta, it's Thursday night!

Who remembers when Thursday night was like THE best TV night of the week? This probably came about right around middle school for me - I was out of the TGIF mode (way too cool for school - I mean OMG, Hell-ooo, I'm like 12 years old, so mature and I don't have time for Family Matters, Step by Step, Full House and Boy Meets World, that stuff's for kids What-EVER). I had moved on to more adult-themed television - now get your head out of the gutter - not ADULT in that sense, but adult in the sense of I'm-really-not-old-enough-to-watch-this-and-understand-it-but-my-brother-and-his-high-school-friends-watch-this-so-I-want-to kind of adult TV. I'm talking about NBC's Must See TV on Thursday nights. You guys remember what I'm talking about - Friends, Seinfeld, Frasier, Cheers, Will & Grace, and of course, the never ending drama ER. Those were some good years in NBC's life (and mine for that matter). Now, I rarely understood the adult humor - in fact my dad wouldn't let me watch Friends for fear that I would have premarital sex before the age of 14, because according to him that's what Friends was promotiong.

"Women may fake orgasms sometimes...

But men can fake whole relationships"


(disclaimer, the post below is in no way a shot at any of my ex's - it's simply a trend I've noticed with several of my friends over the last several months and I thought it was blog-worthy and hopefully a little funny - please don't take offense)




Hi-de-ho neighbors. How's THAT quote for a wake-up-call on this beautiful hump day. Yes, my first human interaction this morning was one of my friends calling me and telling me that her MOTHER shared this quote with her. Apparently it's from some play that she saw recently and she thought "ya know what, I'm going to share this with my daughter" because that's not at all awkward. at all.

My First Blog Entry!

Hello hello kids,

This is my first blog entry - not exactly my first blog though, just the first entry of my new blog. I used to blog when I started WW back in 2008 in order to track my progress and keep myself accountable in my attempt to lose about 30 lbs, which I did quite well, if I do say so myself. (gloat gloat) - anyway, I guess you could say I've been inspired to start blogging again for a few reasons: